Wednesday, April 4, 2007

A test to see if you are normal or abnormal

Note: At the end of this test you will be asked a question, answer it immediately don't stop and think about it just say the first thing that pops into your head.
Rules: Finish each calculation before going on to the next one. Don't write or remember the answers do them in your mind.
YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!
Start:
How much is:
15+6




3+56





89+2




12+53






75+26



25+52







63+32




I know calculations are hard work but it's nearly over.
Come on one more
123+5





QUICK! think about a color and a tool!
















You just thought about a "Red Hammer" didn't you?

If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of the people who have a different, if not abnormal mind.

98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
Please post if your are the 2% or the 98% but dont' give out the answer.
_________________

I ate the computer because i cant control myself

Here is the next one guyz........i hope you are enoying this........

Pick the month you were born....

1----i shot
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i had sex with
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2------- gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------your mom
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want


Post yours here. Mine is the Title.

!!! THIS IS FUN !!!

!!! THIS IS FUN !!!

Let me know your new name!!! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Poopsie
b = Lumpy
c = Buttercup
d = Gadget
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Fluffy
h = Cheeseball
i = Chim-chim
j = Stinky
k = Flunky
l = Boobie
m = Pinky
n = Zippy
o = Goober
p = Doofus
q = Slimy
r = Loopy
s = Snotty
t = Tootie
u = Dorkey
v = Squeezit
w = Oprah
x = Skipper
y = Dinky
z = Zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Apple
b = Toilet
c = Giggle
d = Burger
e = Girdle
f = Barf
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Cootie
j = Monkey
k = Potty
l = Liver
m = Banana
n = Rhino
o = Bubble
p = Hamster
q = Toad
r = Gizzard
s = Pizza
t = Gerbil
u = Chicken
v = Pickle
w = Chuckle
x = Tofu
y = Gorilla
z = Stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = Head
b = Mouth
c = Face
d = Nose
e = Tush
f = Breath
g = Pants
h = Shorts
i = Lips
j = Honker
k = Butt
l = Brain
m = Tushie
n = Chunks
o = Hiney
p = Biscuits
q = Toes
r = Buns
s = Fanny
t = Sniffer
u = Sprinkles
v = Kisser
w = Squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = Brains
z = Juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
So, guyz shall we start off with our interesting topics?

So here is the first one guyz:

Take a piece of paper and number it from 1-10!!! DONT LOOK AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1)Are u:
*short?
*average?
*tall?!?

2)Are u:
*skinny?
*average?
*pleasantly plump?

3)Are your eyes:
*blue?
*brown?
*hazel?
*green?

4)What is ur favorite color out of all of these?
*Baby Blue
*Red
*Purple
*Black
*Pink
*Green
*Yellow

5)Where is ur dream place to live?
*Hawaii
*Puerto Rico
*NewYork
*Paris

6)What is ur favorite pet?
*Dog
*Cat
*Fish
*Hamster

7)What's ur dream date?
*Movie
*Arcade
*Candle Light Dinner
*Amusement Park

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ANSWERS:
 
1)Short=adorable=15
Average=popular=10
Tall=cute=5
 
2) Skinny=sweet=10
Average=fun=15
Pleasantly plump.........=1
3) Blue=sweet=10
Brown=good looking=15
Hazel=sensitive=20
Green=Caring=5

4) Baby Blue=Cool and Calm=30
Red=anxious and energetic=10
Purple=Laid Back=15
Black=Gothic=7
Pink=girlie girl=10
Green=outkast=5
Yellow=preppy=3

5) Hawaii=laid back=25
Puerto Rico=party animal=20
New York=people person=10
Paris=Love to shop!=15

6) Dog=great and lovable friend=20
Cat=curious and adventurous=15
Fish=boring=5
Hamster=shy=3

7) Movies=shy=15
Arcade=u r different=4
Candlelight dinner=romantic=20
Amusement Park=adventurous=16
 
Okay now add it all up..........
90 and above=CUTE COoL AND GOOD LOOKING
0-90 points= GOod looking
50-70 points= Cute n Cool
1-30 points= ..............

Now count and decide for yourself what you are.....

Welcome to my blog guyz.....here i would like to post some interesting topics to have nicknames for yourself, you might have got such topics as messages in orkut or hi5, and most of us are really interested in such topics and we participate in them with great enthusiasum.....so why not we make up all such topics at a single place and i thought of this place, of this blog......well what say guyz wanna try it out?

Just scroll down little more and you will get loads of such interesting topics and do check this place frequently because i will be updating this regularly with newer games and topic